IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life
